[ 27 - he's not a superman, he must be mama's boy ]

[angel_9_lives]

ok, that's it...I am officially dead.



Sakky/Leks:
don't you know the age old saying?
anyone who slashes is a friend of mine
Confucian saying, possibly

me:
XD
except bad slashers...

Sakky/Leks:
migt have even been a haiku
but at least they're trying
now those who write Mary-Sues on the other hand...
they should be burnt at the stake

me:
sounds more Plato-ish, but Confucius is a def. possibility
lol, the bad slashers are VERY trying, I agree, but gah

Sakky/Leks:
yeah x.X
what's worse, is the ones who can write, but get so carried away with their delusions of grandeur, they ruin everything they write
and those who comment with "OMG U AREZ AMAZING YOU GOD" should also get shot

me:
*shudders* yes
the absolute worst though....
are the people with BRILLIANT plot ideas...
you read the summary and go "oh hell yeah, I'M THERE!"
then read the first two lines and go "...-.- "

Sakky/Leks:
YES

me:
they should be skinned alive
and then
drawn and quartered
and then...
I dunno...
something terrible

Sakky/Leks:
ALSO. the people who don't seem to understand human anatomy

me:
omg yes
OMG, lmao, SAkkkkyyyyyy
I read a fic...
um, oh god what's that stupid show

Sakky/Leks:
*passionate kiss*
*erection in .00001 of a second*

me:
gundam!
I think!
no no, this is the best!
gundum...
gundam, wtf ever

one of them....they finally agree to sleep with the other person...
virgin ass hole here, and...
1) no stretching, prep, etc
2) orgasm almost _immediately_ cause they're so in love (even though they're getting something supposedly HUGE shoved up their ass)...
3)
this is the kicker
the fucker....somehow tore an artery....in the fuckee's ass....
and he bled to death in his sleep

Sakky/Leks:
BRB. I NEED TO FALL OFF MY CHAIR



me:
and omg
same author
guy gets fucked in the ass by a panther
and ends up preggy
two kittens/kids
*falls overrr*

Sakky/Leks:
I AM STILL ON THE FLOOR. IN PAIN

me:
oh wiat, he DID prep him...
Heero hadn't known when it happened, but at some point during their lovemaking, he'd torn Duo. Just once. Unfortunately in doing so he'd severed an artery.

Sakky/Leks:
XD
we've addressed the artery

me:
Duo must have felt it, but he hadn't complained. On the contrary, he'd gone on thrusting back at Heero, crying out in pleasure as they both came.

"Merry Christmas, Heero." Duo had yawned, sleepily. "I hope you liked your present."

"I loved it." Heero had whispered. "And I love you."

Duo had snuggled against Heero, and had drifted off to sleep, both of them unaware that Duo was bleeding to death


there ya go;)

Sakky/Leks:
but we failed to comment on another glaring problem

me:
*giggles*
which one?
XD

Sakky/Leks:
"severed"
since when can a blunt object, SEVER anything?

me:
XD
leave it to you to think of that part
I was too busy rofl'ing to worry about that issue

Sakky/Leks:
WATCH IT PEOPLE HIS COCK'S A LITERAL SWORD

me:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD

Sakky/Leks:
I blame the romance writers, THEY JUST HAD TO DESCRIBE COCKS AS SWORDS
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
SOME STUPID GIRL THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING LITERAL!
OH GOD.
WHAT IF SHE READS ONE WHERE A COCK'S DESCRIBED AS A CANNON??

me:
lmfao
lexy, I love you, lmao

Sakky/Leks:
I love you too.
but I'm afraid it can't go further. I've got pollen allergies.
Cause you know, men have swords, women have dewy petals

me:
you just made me snort coffee out of my nose

Sakky/Leks:
my day is complete.

me:
XXXXXXXD

Sakky/Leks:
is your bosom heaving too?

me:
with maidenly delight?
or distress
not sure which yet

Sakky/Leks:
QUICK. Look into my fathomless eyes and be healed!